Friday, January 4, 2013

RHEA IS IN THE HOUSE BRO!

OMGOMGOMG WE HAVE A NEW SISTER!!!
AND SHE CAME WITH A FANTASTIC OUTFIT!
Cryssssstaaaaaal, even though I'm excited about that, Rhea is more important.
Yes, thank you for realizing that, Anastasha.
After all, her fabulous hair is pretty hard to miss.
I KNOW RIGHT? I'ts AMAZING!!!
And Julia used to think MY hair was great.
It still is better than mine!
GUYS GUYS WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC!!! Rhea, remember???
Well, hi...
OMG!!!! IT'S RHEA'S FIRST WORDS ON THE WEB EVER!!! OH EM DOUBLE JEEZERS!!
Are you guys always this crazy?
Yes.
Oh... okay.
HIIIIIIIIIIIII RHEAAAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU'RE NOT A BAD TITAN LADY RIGHT?
Um. No. I don't think so, anyway...
Anastasha... oh, nevermind.
So, um, Rhea...
Yes?
You're... gonna make us good food, right?
Hey!!!
Um... I'll try. Why, are you malnourished or something?
If Jess keeps cooking, we might become that.
YOU GUYS NEVER STOP IT, DO YOU?
Honestly, Jess, when the only food options in the house are burnt things, cup noodles, and takeout, things look pretty bleak.
Well...
Ouch.
Hey! Rhea! Don't side with them!
Shortage of good food is a tragic thing, my sister.
Yupyup, we're sisters now! And we need good food!
No offense to you, Jess, but I just need some edible food sometimes, and I'm getting sick of Chinese takeout.
Well... I guess I am, too...
And there you have it, folks. Jess's first confession ever.
HEY!!!!
ROFL IN MY WAFFLE
Yup we're an interesting family
I'll be outside then
This looks like fun. :-)

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Greetings...

Hi everyone! We made a blog!
Technically, Jess, Julia made it for us.
Whatever, we can post on it! That's what's important.
Why do you get to type?
Um. Because... because I'm Julia's first doll and that kinda makes me head of the family.
Technically, Julia should be head of the family then.
OH MY GAWD SAMANTHA STOP VIEWING EVERYTHING SO TECHNICALLYLY. Wait what?
Allow me to take over. Hi everyone, it's Crystal, and as you can see, the quirkycorky1 sisters have their very own blog now! Yay! I say yay! Yes.... thank you Hazel. And so we'll probably just be posting fun little things and maybe some sneak peeks occasionally. We will? Of course we will!
Okay, that's enough, I'm taking over again. Hey!
Jess is being meeeeeeeeeeean
Shut up Anastasha! 
Heeheehe :-D
So now that we're done giving you the basics, it's time to talk about something very serious.
GASPDIDSOMEBODYDIE.
...No, Kate, nobody died.
...
Well, kinda.
OHMYGAWD IT'STHEAPOCALYPSE EVERYBODYTAKECOVER ILOVEYOUALL GOODBYEEVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Technically the apocalypse will only occur when the sunEVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez.
She didn't really die, persay.
SHE FAINTED!!!!! SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR!!! WHO IS THIS SHE????
IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP I WOULD TELL YOU.
...
Thank you.
Now, Ruthie ooooooh Ruthie Be quiet Kate Sorry sorry Ahem. Ruthie is being shipped back to AG, as you all know. And in exchange we are getting a new sister.
OMG RLY YAY!
Oh, I'm not gonna be the new one any more.
I hope she has a good fashion sense. Agreed.
What's her name?
Well... her official AG name is Cecile.
Oooooh yeah Cecile...
But um Julia's gonna change that.
Oh. So what's her new name then?
Not sure yet. Most likely Rhea.
Rhea? Isn't that some ancient greek mythology god thing?
Rhea is a TITAN. She is the wife of Kronos.
Aren't Titans bad ppls or something?
Not Rhea. Not any of the female ones.
Okay...
And as far as I know, she's going to be a bit of a chef.
YAY! We don't have to eat Jess's cruddy "food" anymore!!!!
YAAAAAAAAY!!!! HOORAYYYYY!!!! Yum! That will be nice...
HEY! IT'S NOT THAT BAD! 
...
Well, maybe...
Just admit it, Jess. It stinks.
You don't even know how to use the new kitchen.
Oh, that's right. Rhea will make good use out of that.
Ugh. I give up. You guys figure out the rest about her on your own.
Hey! Jess! Come on!
At least tell us when she'll be here!
Fine. Probably next Thursday. The 3rd.
WHAT???
THAT'S SO SOON!
Whatever. DEAL WITH IT.
That's, like, sooner than our new outfit is coming!!!
What?
Oh, I guess Anastasha and I didn't tell you guys. Julia ordered Lanie's Butterfly Outfit off Amazon and it's coming sometime next week too.
WHAT?
TOO MUCH!
Guys, this is getting chaotic. I'm just gonna post this.
Wait Samantha wait what are you